Y’all, I have some wonderful news: I’m an aunt! My precious little nephew was born last Saturday, and he’s captured my heart ever since. Luckily I got to take some time off work to go up to see him, since my sister and her husband live about ten hours away if you drive. But they… Read More Mediterranean Quinoa Burgers
Today’s recipe is not really a recipe. It’s more like an ingredient. Which works out great because you’re less likely to need to run to the grocery store. Because if you’re like me, grocery store runs always seem to be filled with oblivious aisle hogs, invisible ingredients that are on your grocery list, and frustrating… Read More Mediterranean Quinoa
“What’s a garden burger?” My first encounter with a meatless burger was in high school, when I came down to visit my middle sister at Texas State. We were getting ready to eat lunch, scouting the bountiful (and oh so greasy) options set before us.
Did you know that today is National Donut Day? Time to take your car out for a spin in Walmart’s parking lot! Just make sure you’ve got the other kind of donuts in the backseat in case you need to bribe the cops that pull you over.
Protein. The only macronutrient the human body really needs. Just kidding. That’s a lie. At least, depending on whom you ask. I’ve created a lot of disasters in the kitchen in my attempts to make homemade protein bars. I think to myself, oh what can go wrong? All I’m doing is throwing a bunch of… Read More Chocolate Protein Bars
You’ve heard of the cookie monster, right? That big blue furry being on Sesame Street that’s obsessed with cookies? Yea, well I think he’s a metaphor for what happens to people when sugar and chocolate get into your bloodstream.