The Brain and the Heart

The brain says to the heart, “I’m so far outside of my comfort zone that it hurts.” But the heart answers back, “They’re called growing pains for a reason.” The brain dismays with, “That’s the umpteenth time I’ve heard ‘no.’” But the heart rallies with, “Then you are one step closer to hearing ‘yes.’”

DIY Battle Ropes

“Hello, this is the Fire Department.” “Hi, this is Kasey. This may seem like a weird question, but do y’all have any old, out-of-commission fire hoses?” Yes, this was a real phone conversation. Yes, it was a weird question. Yes, I ended up with two fire hoses. For free.